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Check store frequently! Inventory constantly moving! Hard to find items go fast!

ATTENTION!! Receive a FREE Air Guitar with any purchase! For a limited time only! Act now!!

TIME MACHINE KIT……………………………………………….$350.00      BUY NOW!!

Amaze your friends!
Stun your family!
Avoid credit card debt! (btw, I only take cash)

Build a working time machine utilizing household parts like vacuum cleaner motors, sheet metal, drier hoses, and knobs. Kit contains a diagram, step-by-step instructions, and wooden knobs needed. You will never experience anything else like it. Buy it now!

(Time Modulators, Molecule Regression Units, and Heated Seats sold separately.)

ALIEN EGGS AND HATCHERY SET………………………$39.95    BUY NOW!

Now On Sale!!!

Now you can order a package of 10 assorted alien eggs, incubator, and a 3 month supply of alien food all mailed straight to your home. Experience the enjoyment and the surprise of hatching your very own alien creatures. You will be sent a random variety of eggs, each set contains different alien species.

Disclaimer: some hatched aliens may be potentially dangerous. Take safety precautions: Never allow animals or small children near aliens. We do not assume liabilities caused by customer irresponsibility or neglect of the safety precautions.

INVISIBLE MYSTERY GIFTS

For only three easy payments of just $19.95 (sorry, only visible payment accepted)we will pick from our large array of invisible stuff and ship your mystery gift directly to your house in a large invisible box, by an invisible man in an invisible delivery truck. Imagine the sheer surprise and astonishment of revealing the mystery of your invisible gift! ORDER NOW!!!

MONSTER INSURANCE

-Each day an average of 5000 monsters are born in secret labs the world over. They have learned to replicate, develop, and evolve at alarming rates!
-Subterranean monsters can emerge from the anywhere at any given moment! Some lay in a underground slumber state for years.

Now you can get comprehensive Monster Insurance in a flexible plan that works for you and your family.

CLICK HERE NOW to set up your free estimate and consultation today!

ORGANIC CRISQUITAPOD MEAT!……………………….Market Price

I’m now partnering with an organic crisquitapod farm in Kraxsa-lo. No hormones or nano-gm. Buy it by the pound at market price or get reduced rates for purchasing in bulk. Crisquitapod is a true delicacy rarely found this side of the milky way. It goes great in goulash, jambalaya, or tacos. Ships quickly so freshness and quality is guaranteed!!

ENTER THE HUMAN HEAD SWEEPSTAKES!!!

 ENTER TO WIN AN AUTHENTIC HUMAN HEAD!!

Enter my Human Head Sweepstakes and you could win an authentic human head!!!! This actual head belonged to a real living human being when it was still alive. Don’t worry though, it’s dead now.

No purchase necessary. Offer good while supplies last. Void where prohibited.

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